EXPOSED: Austin Foss — The Truth They Don't Want You To Know

🔴 LIVE UPDATE: HE IS CURRENTLY TEACHING A CLASS RIGHT NOW. ATTACK NOW WHILE YOU CAN.

⚠ Subject Identified

Fig. 1 — Subject in "smash mode"
Note the suspicious lack of purple crayons around.

📁 Official Dossier — Case #BIGDADDY-2026-AF

KNOWN ALIAS:Austin Foss, "The Sparky", "Daddy", "Smash"

LAST SEEN:Inside a union electrical classroom, holding a pack of crayons with suspicious enthusiasm

CREDENTIALS:CLASSIFIED

ACTUAL CREDENTIALS:A lack of sleep and a laminated badge he made at Office Depot

PRIOR LOCATION:Sleepy Acres Psychiatric Facility, Ward 7-B ("The Downie Ward")

ESCAPE METHOD:Rewired the door alarm. Incorrectly. Set off 4 other doors. Escaped in the chaos. While Shitting his pants.

THREAT LEVEL:⚡ MEDIUM-HIGH (mostly to himself and small mice)

STATUS:AT LARGE AND IN CHARGE

📜 The Origin Story — How Did We Get Here?

It started, as most great scandals do, with a fire. A small one. In a breakroom. Caused by what investigators later described as "the most creative misunderstanding of a way to get out of work ever recorded in the continental United States."

Austin Foss, Patient #4471 at Sleepy Acres, had spent three years telling the staff he was "definitely an electrician, you can ask anyone. No I dont know Diddy" Nobody asked anyone nor wanted to know. This was their mistake.

Upon his escape in the spring, he did what any reasonable person would do: walked directly into the Local Union Electrical Training School, sat down at the instructor's desk, and began eating all of the purple crayons before anyone could ask questions. By the time administration realized they hadn't hired him, he had already shit his pants and establish dominance.

🔍 Damning Evidence — The Proof Is In The Work

His "electrician license" is printed in Comic Sans. The laminate is bubbly. There is a small drawing of a lightning bolt that appears to have been added with a crayon.
He refers to the National Electrical Code as "more of a suggestion" and once called OSHA "a state of mind."
Three separate students have reported that during a lab, he would squint at wiring diagrams and whisper "I've seen worse" before walking away without explaining anything.
His lesson plan for Week 4 was simply the word "110.12" written in perminant marker, followed by a question mark.
He has been observed eating lunch in his car every day, staring straight ahead, as if the voices speak his name.
When asked about his experience, he said "I've worked on buildings. Eh ones. You'd know them." No follow-up was provided.
His union card has a slightly different font on the last two digits of the ID number. Experts say it was "almost certainly edited in Microsoft Paint."

🕸 THE CONNECTION WEB — WHO KNEW WHAT?

SLEEPY ACRES ──► AUSTIN FOSS ──► UNION HALL

│ │

ESCAPED VIA FILLED BRITCHES ◄── UNSUSPECTING STUDENTS

[ Office Depot Location #447 — Badge Printing — ALSO IMPLICATED ]

🗣 Eyewitness Testimonials — Voices In The Dark

"He told us that 'Spitting is for quitters.' I wrote it down because I thought it was a joke. It was not a joke. He moved on immediately."

— ANONYMOUS STUDENT, 2ND YEAR APPRENTICE (NAME WITHHELD FOR THEIR PROTECTION)

"I asked him what gauge wire to use and he looked me dead in the eyes and said 'the thick one.' Then he pointed at all of them."

— ANONYMOUS STUDENT, SOMEHOW NOW IN 2ND YEAR

"He's very confident. Extremely confident. The kind of confident that makes you think either he definitely knows something, or he has absolutely no idea and has committed fully to the bit. I still don't know which."

— FELLOW INSTRUCTOR, WHO ALSO DID NOT CHECK HIS CREDENTIALS APPARENTLY

"One time I saw him stare at a 3-way switch for four minutes and then say 'this is the strangest salvia trip man' That was the whole lesson."

— STUDENT WHO HAS SINCE RECONSIDERED THEIR CAREER PATH

⚠ IF YOU SEE AUSTIN FOSS NEAR AN ELECTRICAL PANEL, A BOX OF CRAYONS,
A LIGHT SWITCH, OR REALLY ANY WAY TO PUFF SALVIA — PLEASE DO NOT LET HIM TOUCH IT. ⚠

IF HE PRODUCES A LAMINATED BADGE, DO NOT BE FOOLED.
IF HE SAYS "TIME TO GET OUT OF WORK," EVACUATE THE BUILDING.

HE SEEMS VERY NICE. THAT IS PART OF THE PROBLEM.

📡 Our Mission — The Truth Must Be Known

TruthVolt.net exists to shine a light on the dark corners of the electrical training industrial complex. We are not afraid. We have Grilled Cheese sandwiches.

Austin Foss may have fooled the union. He may have fooled the kevins #FREE KEVIN. He may have fooled the students, the administration, and the laminator at Office Depot. But he has NOT fooled us.

We will continue to monitor the situation. If you have tips, photos, or additional evidence that he has pointed at something and said "yep, that's life" please contact us through our secure encrypted tip line (a PO box in Nebraska).

Stay safe. Stay grounded. Unlike Austin's circuits.